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By Wyatt Blatt

Loudoun County, VA, 5/23/2026: 

Four local boys trying to enjoy their Memorial Day weekend. One evil doctor. Picture that.

Bobby Dragoi, a mega evil turd desperate to play with the lads, tempts the boys with free games and using the evil “Bobby Method” Dragoi cheated the system to get the boys Subnautica 2 and Forza Horizon 6 completely for free. Sensing good times and free games, of course they took Bobby’s offer and went on to play the new hit game Subnautica 2 with him but little did they know there was much more than met the eye with this dirty character. Hoping for some cheeky laughs on the game, the local boys hopped on the game hoping to have some fun exploring the ocean world of Subnautica 2 and potentially even sighting the ghost leviathan, however the fun would be brutally spoiled by Dragoi, who was revealed to be Dr. Subnautica.

As they load into the game, immediately Bobby starts dropping spoilers about what the game is all about and what the boys have to do, immediately ruining the mysterious allure of the game. This of course disgruntled the lads, but they continue playing the game in the name of good times however the spoiling done by Robika would prove to be unforgivable. As the game continues, Robby starts to use dirty x-ray cheating in addition to the dirty spoiling, prompting the boys to repeatedly tell Dr. Subnautica to go play with fellow Subnautica experts Luke and Will. Finally fed up, the lads finally exile Bobby to death by leviathan. Despite being continuously kicked by user Jasheem, the doctor continues to join the game while using his dirty x-ray but is again exiled to death by George Cooper.

Stay tuned for more news on the dirty Dr. Subnautica as well as George Cooper and dirty dog fun facts.