About Us
Principles
BlattNews strives to report with honesty and as high integrity of journalism as possible. By reporting the latest news on the local boys and sports BlattNews aims to better the community.
Staff
Wyatt Blatt
- Founder
- Editor in Chief
- Chief Reporter
- Head of Investigations
Beginnings
Founded by renowned entrepreneur, journalist, feminist, and multi-thousandaire Wyatt Blatt in July 2025 with the simple goal of writing in-depth, honest research pieces about the local boys, including the early articles “Local Jew Boy Embezzles Robux” as well as “Local Trader Joes Employee Ascends” and “Local Boy has Spots”. Those early examples were groundbreaking stories among the local boys and catapulted BlattNews into widespread popularity, at one point even having 11 monthly readers. The principles of honest and high-quality journalism guided BlattNews during the early period, however the organization found it hard to keep up in an age of corrupt trolling with so many strings attached and eventually had to close its doors in August 2025.
Reopening
Amidst the widespread trolling and Ultron propaganda of May 2026 BlattNews reopens when it’s needed most, to bring back honest journalism. This time aiming to cover professional sports in addition to the original stories of the local boys, BlattNews aims to grow its audience and bring more passion to its readers
Timeline
- 7-15-25: BlattNews founded
- 7-16-25: Tim Verra Sandal takes place
- 8-20-25: BlattNews shuts down after website login lost
- 9-10-25: BlattNews reopens to cover Charlie Kirk emergency situation; shortly closes after
- 5-19-26: BlattNews reopens for good
*BlattNews is a parody and is just for fun
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